Borrowed from TikTok:

Diner: So this is still-water?

Server: Mm-hmm.

Diner: And I ordered sparkling mineral water with no bubbles.

Server: I see.

Diner: So you understand why I’m furious, right? I mean, this could be tap water. What if I drank tap water?

Server: It would have been a catastrophe-

Diner: A catastrophe at best! You know, I was so furious I had to have Samuel hold my butter knife.

Samuel: Say the word, sir.

Server: The word? The word for what?

Diner: Oh, yeah, it doesn’t matter. We have a secret code no one can break. Anyway, look, the point is I just don’t want to go Super Saiyan on this place before enjoying my plate of unpasteurized butter. Do you understand?

Server: Absolutely. I’ll tell you what. I’m just gonna go, and I’ll get you new water, and I’ll kill the servant who gave that to you, okay?

Diner: I mean, if it wouldn’t be too much to ask, I’d really appreciate it.